We're out of cream
Its been a coupla times I forgot the punchline in the middle of saying it.
Nothingness.
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Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness.
He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."
The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
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posted by mohayana @ 6:33 PM
4 Comments:
the closest that i heard was this
Descartes walks into a cafe and sits down ready to order. A
waiter comes up to him and asks, "Do you need a menu?"
Descartes replies, "I think not," and he disappears!
...or
A priest , a politician and a scientist walk into a bar.
The bar man looks up and says
"Is this some kind of joke?"
I think I'll make this even worse...
A man walks into a bar.
Says "Ouch!"
and the bartender leaves because he didnt speak french
hahahahahhahahaha
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